I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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