her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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