im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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