she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
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I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
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I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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