I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
The beer is more important than you right now.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
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You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
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We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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