At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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