Porn is love you can see.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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