I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
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I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
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Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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