I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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