So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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