When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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