I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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