ya dads aren't the best wingmen
kristin has been a bad kristin
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
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I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
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We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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