i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
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Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
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I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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