Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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