my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
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Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
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Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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