Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
this hospital has no fireball
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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