If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
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On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
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Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
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