Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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