Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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