All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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