cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
did i walk over a car last night?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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