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Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
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Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
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His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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