It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
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They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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