He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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