After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
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Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
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It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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