Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
