Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
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That bitch ruined vodka saturday
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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