I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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