11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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