I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
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Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
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There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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