It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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