You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
I just pynch a tree in the face
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
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Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
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Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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