Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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