I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
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I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
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I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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