I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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