Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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