do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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