OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
one might say we're banned from that church
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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