shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
i drank out of a bidet.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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