Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
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So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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