Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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