we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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