yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
