I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
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College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
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I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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