Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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