I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Someone signed my nipple.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
