About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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