She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
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Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
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But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize