i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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