Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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