nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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