NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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